Posted by Administrator | Posted in Slob Tips | Posted on 02-10-2009
Tags: disorganized, finding things, Gremlins, losing things, tips
As you put things away that you really care about shout, “I sure don’t care if I lose this!” The gremlins only like to hide things that are important to you.- Bribery. Leave cookies or money in the pockets of your clothes or in your favorite shoes. You may want to attach a little note so the gremlin knows it’s for him.
- When something goes missing, start calling people and telling them how happy you are to be rid of it. Again, reverse psychology is really quite effective on imaginary creatures…so are anti-psychotic medications ; )
- Get drunk. This may not actually help the situation, but you’ll feel much better
- Bright light, water, and snacks after midnight…wait…that’s the other type of Gremlin isn’t it.
