Posted by Administrator | Posted in Slob Base | Posted on 05-12-2009
Tags: finding keys, house keys, keys, losing things, lost keys, searching for things
You are never going to be able to find your keys…ever! So to prevent hours and hours of frantic searching, followed by binge drinking and furniture throwing, circumvent this problem by storing copies of your keys around the house. EVERYWHERE!!! Have copies available in the bathroom medicine cabinet, under the rug in the living room, under lamp shades, in the fridge (cuz that’s probably where you left yours anyway), between the cushions of the couch, on the window sill, and taped to the TV. You may want to consider storing a copy in the front door keyhole too, cuz that’s the only way you can be certain to find them.
You’ll probably also want to start distributing copies to close friend and family, to not so close friends and family, and to all your neighbors within a five mile radius. If you’re already locked out, the burglar letting himself in with a key can always be called upon to help as well.
Another useful tip is to use large flashy key chains you’ll definitely be able to spot….like a wallet full of money…or your toaster.
