Posted by Administrator | Posted in Slob Tips | Posted on 02-10-2009
Tags: documents, hiding places, losing things, safe places, tips
- Taped to your pillow
- On the floor with a thumb tack through ‘em – pain and bleeding is a great way to get your own attention.
- Stuck to the TV – if you have to move it out of the way before you can have couch time, you might just notice it
- Stapled to the dog…just kidding…use twist ties instead
- Tie it around your neck – then again, this one might not work on the most talented and oblivious slobs
- Over your windshield. This one will only work if you make sure to completely obstruct the driver’s side view…or else you may just ignore it and drive to work. Then again, this may not be the best technique to use with confidential materials. You may not want to drive around with a document entitled, “Herpes Test Results” stuck to your windshield.
- In the fridge – just kidding, you’ll never find anything in that mess
- Between your couch cushions. You’ll have a good chance of finding it the next time you go digging for loose change.
- In your bra. That way, even if you can’t find ‘em, your next date probably will.
- Next to your pot, chocolate, or favorite bottle of booze – the few things you NEVER have trouble finding.
