Posted by Administrator | Posted in Slob Stuff | Posted on 08-10-2009
Tags: clutter, definitions, disorganized, slob, words
Here are a few helpful and completely real terms to help you better express your inner slob and its fabulously disorganized ways.
- Rogue Sock: Any sock without a mate. Handle rogue socks by only buying white socks. It helps if they’re similar in length as well. Nobody’s fooled when you pair a knee high with an ankle sock…but nice try!
- Clutterference: Clutter that clinks and rattles around in your car, making it hard to hear the person on the other end of the phone.
- Slinky Dink: When you accidentally dink into something while trying to sneak into a meeting you’re already late for
- Slobgenuity: The brilliant talent slobs possess to use their disorganized ways to solve life’s struggles and achieve total success!
- Spontaneous Deafness: When you zone out while somebody is talking to you, missing the a major portion of what they have said
- Slobportation: When items suddenly reappear in random spots, and you can’t remember how or when they could have gotten there. Ex. Finding a pair of earrings in the freezer
- Self Slobotage: When your slovenly ways wreak sudden, traumatic, and irreparable damage on your life. *Luckily you are learning to embrace your inner slob, and you know that with some Slobgenuity, you can turn tragedy to triumph!
