Posted by Administrator | Posted in Slob Base | Posted on 13-10-2009
Tags: disorganized, don't be ashamed, forgetfulness, forgetting, guilt, losing things
Never be Ashamed to Forget:
Everybody forgets things from time to time and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Forgetting is the brain’s normal way of dealing with the useless garbage we try to shove in there. Remember all those lectures your mom gave you about waiting until marriage? No? Exactly! You got rid of something you didn’t find useful. Most of us do the same thing with math, geography, and our boss’s rules about not surfing the web on company hours. What would be the point of busying the mind with these things? The problems begin when our minds get so busy with all the little details of our lives, that they start taking the matter into their own hands. Minds don’t have hands, but you know what I mean. Our brains start dropping information that we could have actually used like birthdates, names, appointments, and the date of our last period. (Men don’t have to worry about this, but for some reason when we ladies go to the doctor, he or she always wants to know this stuff)
Great Things to Forget
- Forget you’re broke
- Forget you’re on a diet
- Forget you can’t sing when doing karaoke
- Forget you’re a vegetarian
- Forget your workout
- Forget your inhibitions
- Forget you’re afraid of heights when skydiving
- Forget your ex-boyfriend
- Forget the speed limit when speeding
- Forget to be embarrassed when you fall down
