Posted by Administrator | Posted in Slob Base | Posted on 06-10-2009
Tags: clutter, deadlines, disorganized, late, personality, procrastinating, quiz, slob
Take this quiz and find out… 
Are you a Slob? A Quiz:
On the floor of your bedroom there are…
A) One or two stray papers lying around and maybe a pair of shoes
B) A huge pile of laundry in a basket waiting to be hung up and some dirty dishes from a midnight snack
C) I am not sure there is still a floor under there
When you notice you are procrastinating you…
A) Wander around the house tortured with pangs of guilt, scolding yourself for your lack of focus
B) Half watch TV, flipping through the channels without any real interest and telling yourself it will be just a few more minutes
C) Go out to the movies, you are not getting anything done at home anyway
You decide to finally clear off your desk when…
A) There are so many extra papers piled up that you don’t feel you have enough room to get your work done
B) There are so many extra papers piled up that you feel you don’t have room for any new papers
C) Am I supposed to do that at some point?
Your closet is organized by…
A) Color
B) Winter clothes and spring clothes
C) Things that are clothing
When you see someone approaching at a party who’s name you’ve forgotten you…
A) Avoid the subject and fake it as long as you can
B) Call them by the wrong name, and when they correct you say, “ Yeah, that’s what I said.”
C) Throw wine at them and then say, “You should probably clean that up before the stain sets in.”
When you know you won’t be able to meet a deadline for work you…
A) Call in sick with bird flu
B) Turn in the rough draft hoping it will be good enough
C) Move to Mexico until the whole situation blows over
How did you do?
If you answered mostly A’s then you are deeply in denial of your inner slob. You have been told for so many years that it is not okay to be disorganized, that you cannot forgive yourself when you are. You hide when you can’t do anything else to fix the situation. You often forget to have fun, because you are too busy worrying about your responsibilities.
If you answered mostly B’s you are a pretty efficient slob, but your inner slob could use some loving. You have a ways to go before you feel free to truly express the slob you are inside. Welcome to The Slob Blog…I hope you enjoy the ride.
If you answered mostly C’s congratulations! You are already a very content slob, and you may want to skim this blog from time to time to find any advanced techniques you can use to hone your skills. The organized world has not swallowed you up, and you are in control of your own slovenly lifestyle.
